An Old Man Is Spending His First Day Inside A Nursing Home.

He wakes up with a rock hard erection and immediately a beautiful busty blonde nurse walks in, gives him a sponge bath and sucks him off. When she leaves he calls his son and tells him he loves it, this is the greatest place ever and that he's going to get some breakfast. As he's walking out the door he trips and falls on his face. From behind a big muscled male nurse starts pulling his pants down and trying to have his way with the old man. After a few minutes of struggling the old man slips away and runs to his room with his back against the wall. He calls his son and tells him how much he hates the place and wants to go home now. When his son asks him why such a quick attitude change he says "well here's the deal, very seldom do I wake up with an erection but I fall down all the fucking time!"