Clocks

A man does and goes to heaven, as he aproaches the pearly gates he sees St. Peter and a wall behind him.

"St Peter, mind my questioning, but why are there clocks?"

St Peter smiled and motioned for the man to follow him. As they got to the end of the wall they saw two labeled "Mother Teresa" and "Abraham Lincoln". "These display how many times each of these people have lied. As you can see, it is still midnight on Mother Theresa's clock. She has never lied. Its also 12:02 on Abraham Lincoln clock. He's only lied twice."

The man pondered over this amazing idea and asked St Peter "Where's Obama's clock?"

St Peter sighed and simply stated "Its in Jesus' office. Its being used as a celing fan."