Richard Asked His Mother

Richard: Mother, what does shit mean?

"His mother panicked and thought of a fake definition."

Mother: It just means food on a table, son.

Richard: Well mother, what does bitch mean?

"His mother quickly thought of another fake definition again."

Mother: It's just another word for priest.

Richard: Okay then what does fuck mean?

"His mother in a hurry, didn't have time to make another fake definition so she said what she was about to do."

Mother: It just means getting dressed, dear. I'll be getting ready upstairs now, open the door for our guests when they arrive!

A few minutes after, the first guest arrives for the dinner.

Richard opens the door and the priest was the first one to come.

Priest: Hello there.

Richard: Welcome mister bitch, thank you for coming over for our dinner party. Shit's on the table, please come and have a seat. Just wait there and wait for my parents to finish fucking.