SAMPLES

An older man is having a tough time hearing and decides to do something about it. He makes a doctor appointment and takes his wife along. The doctor looks the man over and says, "Well, this is a common problem for a man your age. I'd like to see a urine sample, fecal sample and a sperm sample." The man can’t hear the request and turns to his wife to ask what the doctor said. The wife replies, "Honey, he wants your underwear."