Sisters Maria Theresa And Mary Elizabeth Were Walking Down A Street

when they were grabbed by two men, dragged into an alley and raped. Twenty minutes later the nuns continued their stroll.

"What is Father going to say," said Sister Maria Theresa, "when we tell him we have been raped twice?"

"What do you mean, twice ?" asked her companion.

"Well, we are coming back this way, aren't we?"