Stitched Up By My Son.

I got in from work yesterday and was greeted by HPB Jr.

"Hi Dad, for Christmas I'm going to get you something that goes from 0 to 200 in one second."

He's been playing Forza 6 lately so I went along with it.

"0 to 200 ! Wow ! Where are you going to get the money to buy me a car like that ?", I replied.

"Car ?", he said. "It's not a car, it's a set of bathroom scales."

Little bugger...