The Long Haul

an airplane is shipping a large amount of bricks, when suddenly the pilot yells over the intercom "the plane is going down we need to lower the weight" what do you do?

throw out one brick

how do you fit an elephant in a freezer?

open the door, let him in, shut the door.

how do you fit a giraffe in a freezer?

open the door, take out the elephant, let the giraffe in, shut the door.

the king of the jungle is holding a party and all the animals show up except one, who is it?

the giraffe

a woman is trying to cross a deadly river filled with deadly crocodiles, but survives. how?

all the crocodiles are at the party.

but then she suddenly dies. why?

she got hit by the brick......