The Young Nun

A young nun was assigned by the Mother Superior to help old Father O'Malley with his Sunday night bath. The next morning, the older nun asked the young girl if she had had any difficulties.

"Oh no," the nun smiled. "As a matter of fact, I attained eternal salvation."

The Mother was puzzled. "What do you mean?"

"Well, Father O'Malley took my hand and put it between his legs. He told me that right there was the key to heaven. Then a miracle happened. The key to heaven grew in my hand. Father O'Malley said that if the key to heaven fit in my lock, I'd be saved forever. And it fit ! Although it was a little snug."

"That lying snake !" The Mother Superior spat bitterly. "That bastard! He told me that his "Key to heaven" was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 15 years."