Worst Engagement Ring For A Blonde

A well-off man is preparing to propose to his beautiful blonde girlfriend of 2 years. He knows how much she loves chocolates and jewelry, so he thought he would get her a chocolate diamond engagement ring. The night of the proposal he takes her to a fancy restaurant and has the ring arrive with her chocolate raspberry truffle, and when she sees the ring, she beams with delight. The young man tells her it's a chocolate diamond, and so it only seemed right to the girl that she should try it...so she swallowed the ring right before him as he looked on puzzled and then shocked. The girl says, "That was the worst chocolate diamond ever! I wish you just got me a white diamond ring like all the other girls get on their engagement, at least it would last longer!"