Saturday, October 29, 2016

The Policemen, The Driver And The Titanic

Two policemen stopped a Ferrari for a routine check.

Inside the car were a distinct black man, with curly black hair and raven black eyes.

  • "Documents please ... "

The driver shows his license and registration certificate.

The patrol leader reads:

  • "Name: Leonardo"

Amazed, he looks at the driver.

  • "Last Name: DiCaprio"

Even more astonished,he looks again at the driver.

  • "Blue eyes, blonde hair ..."

Now, turning to his colleague:

  • "Hey Jim, did the Titanic sink or burn?"

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