Golf Balls....

A man got on a bus, his driver in hand and pants pockets stuffed with golf balls, headed to the driving range. A blonde lady sitting across from him saw the bulges and started to stare at his crotch with big eyes. The man noticed, and in an embarrassed voice said to her, “It’s just golf balls, Ma'am.” The blonde continued to stare and finally asked, “Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?”