I'll Have A Colorectal Cancer With Egg And Cheese

Em is my wife,

Me - I'm going to McDonald's and ordering a colorectal cancer with egg and cheese on a biscuit

Em - What?

Me - Who said that

Em - I don't know

Me - No, who said

Em - I don't know who said that

Me - No, WHO said that bacon causes colorectal cancer

Em - I DONT KNOW

Me- No, W.H.O said that, the World Health Organization.