My Favorite Christmas Joke....

A rich man and a poor man are sitting next to each other at a bar on Christmas Eve. The rich man says "I got my wife a diamond ring and a Lexus for Christmas. That way, if she doesn't like the ring, she can drive her new car to the jewelry store and exchange it." "That's nice." the poor man responds "I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo. That way, if she doesn't like the flip flops, she can go fuck herself."