A Six-year-old And A Four-year-old Are About To Go Downstairs For Breakfast.

The six-year-old says to the four-year-old, "All right, we're gonna start cussing today. I'm gonna use hell in a sentence, and you're gonna use ass." The four-year-old agrees, and they go downstairs.

The children's mom asks the boys what they would like for breakfast. "Aw, hell, I think I'll have some Cheerios," says the six-year-old. The mother whacks the kid back up the stairs.

"And what would YOU like, young man?" asks the mother.

"You bet your sweet ass I don't want any Cheerios."