It Was The Fateful Day That Lorena Bobbitt Threw Her Husband's Severed Member Out Her Car Window...

As it happens, there were two hippies in a van behind her on the highway. They both jumped when the Lorena's projectile smacked against their windshield.

"Holy shit, man!" said one hippie. "Did you see the size of that bug?!"

"Never mind that, man!" said the other hippie. "Did you see the size of its dick?!"