Monday, May 22, 2017
Longest Joke Ever. (Worth Reading)
A corn flake got a new job working at Walmart. Every month, there were company parties that he went to. One month, a pretty frosted corn flake was at the party. He went over to her to start a conversation, but before he said anything she said "Ugh, i only talk to frosted corn flakes. Leave me alone". The corn flake was sad, so he looked online to see how he could get frosted. There was a frosting machine in his town, but it was pretty expensive. So he worked and worked to afford the frosting. After 6 months he had enough spare change to be able to get half frosted. He went to the place in town to get frosted and had it done. He was only half frosted, but the next company party he went to the other corn flake and tried to talk to her. Again, she said "I said, I only talk to fully frosted corn flakes. Go away." So again, for 6 months he worked hard at his Walmart job. Then he could afford full frosting. So he went to the frost machine and had it done. He was a glorious fully frosted corn flake then. At the company party he found the girl and again, tried to talk to her. She said "Oh, hello Mr. Frosty. You look nice and frosty today." The corn flake replied "Hey. Can I get you anything to drink? Maybe a water?" "Sure" she said. so he went to find the line for the water. He came back moments later, saying "They're out of water. Anything else?" "I dont know, maybe some orange juice?" she said. So he went to find the orange juice. But the line was too long. "Anything else I can get you?" He said to her. "Can I have some fruit punch?" She asked. So he went to find the fruit punch. But then he realized....
There was no punch line.
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