The Football Team

A football team was travelling on a plane to South America to attend to an important game.

In mid flight, the captain notices that the airplane starts shaking a lot; so he calls the hostess to the cockpit and asks her:

"- What's going on back there?!"

"- It's the team, captain; they're playing..."

"- Well then make them stop! It's really dangerous to do such a thing in an airplane!"

The hostess leaves, and 5 minutes later, the plane stopped shaking. The captain calls her to the cockpit again, and asks:

"- How did you make them stop so quickly?"

"-Simple. I told them to go play outside."