A Tale Of Two Brothers.

One brother is 8, the other is 6. One day the 8 year old decides they're going to be "men" and start cursing in front of people. They're up in their room before breakfast, and the 8 year old talks the 6 year old into it:

8YO: Okay, when we get down to breakfast, you say "ass" and I say "hell".

6YO: hehehehe okay.

So they go down to breakfast...Mom's barely awake, hasn't had her first cup of coffee yet, asks the 8 year old, "Whaddaya want for breakfast?"

The 8 year old looks her dead in the eye, and says, "Aw, hell, gimme some Cheerios".

Mom's eyes go from half-shut to WIDE OPEN, and BAM! smacks him right across the face, and while the 8 year old is running upstairs in tears, she turns on the 6 year old and says "What do YOU want for breakfast???"

After a pause, the 6 year old gulped, and said:

"I dunno, but you can bet your ass it ain't gonna be Cheerios"