A Man Talks To His Boss Asking If He Can Take The Day Off...

"Sir! I need to take the day off today, I'm going to be a father!"

His boss, having a wife and 2 kids, understands what he's going through. "Of course, take the day off."

The next day he comes into work, and the boss asks "so how'd the delivery go?"

The man replies, "I don't know but we'll find out in 9 months."