An Egg Walks Into A Bar.

He walks up to a beautiful woman sitting at the bar and says, "Ma'am, will you please sit on my face?"

The woman is disgusted and the bartender tells the egg to fuck off or he'll call the bouncer. The egg leaves in a hurry.

The bartender sighs in commiseration with the woman. "It's amazing what those guys will say when they're trying to get laid."