Clown Walks Into A Bar .

A clown walks into a bar with a monkey riding on a unicorn. Sits down at the bar and orders a drink. The bartender get the drink and says to the clown, I never saw a monkey riding a unicorn in my whole life. The clown says let me tell you my story. I found a brass lamp and started to clean it when a genie comes out. The genie say I'll grant you three wishes. Then I said you take me for a fool. I believe you like I believe in unicorns and talking monkeys. Then the monkey says shut up and get me a drink.