Friday, September 22, 2017

George Bush, An Old Man, A Lawyer And A Little Boy Are All On A Plane That Only Has Three Parachutes...

The pilot yells, "The plane's going to crash!"

The lawyer grabs a parachute and jumps out, yelling, "I have a lawsuit to settle!"

The pilot tells everyone that it was a false alarm, before screaming, "The plane's going to crash!" About ten minutes later.

George Bush grabs a parachute and jumps out, yelling, "I have a country to attend to!"

The pilot tells the last two that it was a false alarm, before screaming, "The plane's really going to crash!" about ten minutes later.

The old man, knowing that there were only three parachutes says to the little boy, "You take it. You have a lot more life left in you."

The little boy shakes his head and says, "George Bush took my backpack."

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