Thursday, September 14, 2017
My Friend Just Sent This To Me...
On a New York sidewalk, an Indian is enjoying a hearty breakfast "Coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc"
While an American, chewing a gum, sat next to him and started an unwanted conversation.
American: You Indians eat the whole bread?
Indian: Ofcourse!
American: (Blowing bubbles with his gum) we don't.
We, Americans only eat what's inside. The crust we collect in a container, recycle, make these into croissants and sell these to India.
American: Do you eat jam with bread?
Indian: Ofcourse!
American: We don't.
We eat fruits at breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers into containers, turn these into jam and sell it to India.
Indian: Do you have sex in America?
American: Ofcourse, we do!
Indian: What do you do with the condoms?
American: We throw them, of course!
Indian: We don't. In India, we put them into containers, recycle them, turn them into chewing gums and sell it to America!
Khaalllaaaaasssss ...😂
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