My Son's School Teacher Rang Me Today And Said, "Can You Come And Collect Your Son Please?"

"Why, what's up?" I asked.

She said, "He tried to rape Mrs Holden, his English teacher."

I said, "You're joking? I'm horrified."

She said, "I'm completely shocked myself, Mr Davis."

"I know," I replied. "i never really thought of her as attractive at all"