The Honeymoon

For several years during the summer I worked at this cabin retreat right on the lake. Every weekend Ron would rent a cabin for the weekend. The routine was pretty much the same, he would come in Friday night to check in and be out on the lake fishing before dawn and stay out until after sunset.

One day Ron calls for his reservation but wants to upgrade because he just got married and they are going to spend their honeymoon at the cabins. Since he has been a regular customer for years we go out of our way to add some special touches to the cabin for the occasion.

Friday night rolls around and he checks in like always. The next morning just before dawn I see him loading his boat with a full day's provisions but I don't see the new wife.

Ron was not the easiest guy to talk to, but I was curious as to why he would be fishing alone on his honeymoon. So I said "Hi Ron. Surprised to see you out here today. Thought you would be in bed tearing it up".

Ron responds "Nope. She's got a bout of the chlamydia.".

Kinda shocked by his openess, I say "Well, there is always the back door until it clears up I guess".

Ron says, "Nope. She's got the gonorrhea back there".

Now feeling really awkward I say "Well, I guess there is always a BJ".

He reponds "Nope. She has the herpes on her mouth. Don't want no sores."

Without thinking I blurt out "Dude, why on Earth did you marry this girl?

Ron grins and says," Well, she has worms too and you know how I love to fish"