Three Stereotypical Ethnically Diverse Explorers Are Captured By Cannibals..

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are out exploring the rainforest but are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them their fate which is to eventually be killed, eaten and their skins turned into canoes. The cannibals, not wishing to appear uncivilised in all this offer each of their captives a last request. The Scotsman asks for whisky. His request is granted, he drinks it and he's hauled away. The Irishman asks for poteen, downs it and he too is hauled away to meet his fate. The Englishman asks for a fork. The chief grants this odd request and watches confused and horrified as the Englshman proceeds to violently stab himself with the fork. "Wait! Wait! We can kill you much more humanely than that!" The chief protests. "Fuck your canoe" the Englishman replies.