Sunday, October 11, 2015
4 Nuns Die And Go To Heaven (NSFW)
Alright, so there are these four nuns, for simplicity's sake we shall call them Nun1, Nun2, Nun3, and Nun4. These four nuns die and go to heaven, St Peter is doing bouncer duty at the gate so the four nuns line up for admission. St. Peter asks Nun1 to approach, she does and says "Saint Peter Saint Peter forgive for Ive sinned", St Peter says "don't fret my child what was your sin", Nun1 says to St. Peter "I have touched a mans penis with my pinky finger" St.Peter says "wash your pinky in this holy water and your sins will be washed away". Nun1 does this and goes on in. Now Nun2 walks up and says "St.Peter St.Peter forgive me for I have sinned", St Peter says "what is your sin my child", Nun2 says "I have touched mans penis with my whole hand" St. Peter says "wash your hand in the holy water and your sins will be washed away",Nun2 does this and walks on in. Now as Nun3 is walking up to St Peter Nun 4 cuts in line, StPeter says Nun 4 why have you cut in front of Nun3, Nun 4 says "I have to wash my mouth out before she sticks her ass in the holy water"
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