A Military Sergeant On Leave Is Depressed Because His Wife Left Him While On Duty. So Here He Is At A Bar With Some Friends, Drinking And Shit Talking, When A Cute Girl Approaches Him. Eventually He And His Buds Exchange Discreet High Fives Before He Excu

He brings the girl back to her place, and she takes off his pants and starts giving him a blowjob when she stops, grins, and hits him in the dick as hard as she can. The man yells, and she frowns as he's writhing in pain: "I thought you soldiers liked Slapsdick humor"!

EDIT: I figured not everyone would enjoy it, but holy shit this joke got downvoted badly.