A Truck Driver Is Driving Through A Small Country Town

He drives passed a pub and sees a sign saying; Sandwiches - $5 Handjobs - $10

He, of course, pulls into the pub to investigate. He walks through the front door and is greeted by a stunningly beautiful woman. "Are you the one dishing out the handjobs?" he asked.

She gives him a shy smile and replies "you bet I am"

"Well wash your hands I want a sandwich"