On The Subject Of Nationality...

John and his friend, Mike were discussing their heritage and nationalities. Mike confided in John that he was 50% Sicilian and 50% Greek.

John shook his head "oh well I'm a Hungarian."

Mike was taken aback. John didn't look to him like he was at all from Eastern Europe. "Dude - I didn't know you were from Hungary."

"Naw dude - I'm just a white guy with a huge dick..."

^{Hung Aryan}