There Were 6 Redditors In The Same Apartment When One Bursts Through The Door And Says

I finally got a date but all i have that is good enough for a fancy restaurant is this belt. So the fellow roommates offer him items to help him. One says have my hat another says you can take my suit a third says you can have my shoes the 4th says and my Tie and way in the back of the room a man shouts AND MY AXE

(i have no idea but i spelled Axe wrong pls send help)