The Leprechaun Trick

A 20 something year old American is vacationing in Ireland and finds himself pretty buzzed at an Irish pub. He goes to the bathroom to relieve himself and while doing so he notices a very small man pissing at the urinal next to him and catches a glimpse of the mans' penis. It's the biggest penis the American has ever seen. Being a little tipsy he taps the little man on the shoulder and says "Hey buddy, first off I'm not a homo or anything but I looked over and noticed your privates and it's literally the biggest I've ever seen. I don't understand, you're this tiny little guy with that thing, what's your secret?!" A little hesitant at first the little man finally replies, (in an Irish accent) "well lad, don't ye know I'm a leprechaun. We all be having big cocks like the one ye seen right now." In his drunken the man blurts out, "wait! You're a leprechaun?!" "Yes, I'm a fuckin leprechaun!" he replies. The drunk American at this point grabs the leprechaun and demands his pot of gold. The leprechaun tells the man he can either have his pot o gold or he can have one wish. The American thinks about it for a minute and says, "ok I wish I had a dick as big as yours." He releases the leprechaun and he tells the man, "if ye want a dick as big as mine first you gotta let me fuck ye in the arse." Surprised by this reply the American shouts back, "what the fuck?! I told ya I'm not gay I'm not gonna let you fuck me in my ass." "Ye either let me fuck ya in the arse to have a cock as big as mine or nothing. Ye already chose a wish over mi pot of gold. That option is gone." the leprechaun explains. Being drunk the American finally agrees, locks the door, and proceeds to get pounded in the ass by this little leprechaun for a few minutes. He finishes and starts walking towards the door as the American, frantically pulling his pants back up, yells "Wait! Where are you going?! When's my dick gonna be as big as yours?" "Lemme ask ye somethin. How oldddd are ye?!?" Baffled a little, the man says "uhh, 26..why?!" To which the little man replies, in a deep low tone not in any way resembling an Irish accent, "aren't ya a little old to be believing in leprechauns???!"

End joke.