Three Rats In A Bar.

Three rats are sitting in a bar. After a few drinks they start arguing about who's more badass. The first rat states: "Yesterday I've eaten a pound of poison. And what do you think? I'm still here." The second rat responds: "Thats nothing, I ran into a rat trap and what do you think I'm still here." Clearly being snapped in half. The third rat finishes his drink, stands up and states: "That's enough for today guys, I've got to go home to feed my cat."