A Mole Family Wakes Up One Morning.

The father mole stretches, climbs up to the edge of the hole, and exclaims, "it smells just like syrup out here!" The mama mole squeezes up next to him and says "well I'll be, it does smell like syrup!" Then the little baby mole tries to push his way to the hole but his mom and dad are completely blocking the way. He cries "I don't know what you two are talking about, all I smell is mole-asses!"