Halloween Joke

This guy goes to a Halloween costume party, but he’s just wearing street clothes, and he has his girlfriend sitting on his shoulders.

The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume?”

The guy replies, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!”

“You’re a snail?”

“Yeah, I’m a snail,” says the guy. Then he points to his girlfriend and says, “This is Michelle.”