It Got Crowded In Headed

It got crowded in heaven, so St. Peter decided to accept only people who'd had a really bad day on the day they died. On the first morning of the new policy, Saint Peter said to the first man in line, "tell me about the day that you died."

The man said, "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair so I came home early from work to catch her in the act. I searched all over the apartment and couldn't find her lover anywhere. So finally I went out to the balcony, where I found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. So I went inside, got a hammer, and started hitting his hands. He fell, but landed in some bushes and survived. So I went inside, picked up the refrigerator, and pushed it out over the balcony. It crushed him, but the strain of hefting the fridge gave me a heart attack and I died."

St. Peter couldn't deny this was an awful day and that it was a crime of passion; so he let the man enter heaven. He then asked the next man in line about the day he died.

"Well, sir, it was terrible. I was doing aerobics on the balcony if my apartment when I skipped over the edge. I managed to grab the edge of the apartment below me but then some maniac came out and starts pounding my fingers with a hammer! I fell, but landed in some bushes and lives! But then this guy came out again and dropped a refrigerator on me! That did it!"

Saint Peter chuckled a bit, then let him into heaven. "Tell me about the day you died," he said to the third man.

"Okay picture this. I'm naked, hiding in a refrigerator..."

Edit: wow a typo in the title... Btw I got this from the book "Heidegger and a hippo walk through those pearly gates"