A Man Is Trying To Join ISIS.

A man is trying to join ISIS. After finding his way to the recruiter, he is asked a few questions.

recruiter: "What do you believe?"

man: "Whatever you believe"

"We will need to work on that. What do you know how to do?"

"I can make instant noodles and play First Person Shooters well"

"Ok. Would you prefer to commit suicide to kill hundreds of people, or get shot to save somebody important?"

"I would like to live, if it is all the same to you?"

"Of course, It's purely Hypothetical."

"I guess getting shot to save somebody"

"Ok, we have to perfect opening for you. We need a new leader for our branch in France. The pay is great."