A Drunk Man Calls His Wife From A Payphone....

Man: "honeey, imba gunda needya hic gonda needya to come git me"

Wife:"Honey where are you?"

Man:"I'm inda phone box"

Wife:"I understand that, you sound quite drunk, what street are you on?"

Man:"I'mbin da phone box onda corna.."

Wife:"Oh good, you're on a corner, read the street signs and I'll come pick you up"

Man:"Ughh... o. o. one sec, holdon"

The man pops his head out of booth and reads the signs, and gets back on the phone with his wife.

Man "Hon hic Honey. I'm inda phone box on da corna"

Wife: "The corner of where? Did you read the signs?"

Man "I'm onda corna of Telephone and Telephone"

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