A Man In A Nudist Colony Decides To Go Out For A Jog...

And after a while, he gets tired and decides to sit down in this bench next to a little kid. The kid didn't look like he was from here, considering he had clothes on, so he must have gotten lost. The man says, "you look lost, little boy." The boy replies, " will you help me find my parents?" The man says, " sorry kid, I'm just going to take a nap for a bit." The boy then asks, "can I play with your bird?" The man had already dozed off at this point so he didn't answer.

A few hours later, the man wakes up and feels an extreme amount of pain in his groin area. He weakly lifts his head up to see the angry face of the little boy that was sitting next to him. The boy said, "I tried to play with your bird, but the damn thing spit on me so I wrung its neck, brokers its eggs and set its nest on fire."