A Man With No Arms Walks Into A Church.(part1)

He walks up to the priest and says "I saw a help wanted sign. I'm here to apply for the job." The priest responds "Well I don't know how to put this. Ya see the job is for the position of bellringer and to ring the bell you have to pull down on this huge rope and well... you don't have any arms." The man then tells the priest "I know I don't have any arms but i really need this job. My father just died and we have to pay for the funeral. I have a wife and kids money is really tight. I just really need this job. You don't have to worry I will figure out a way to ring the bell every Sunday. Please please give me the job." after a while the priest gives in and hires the armless man. Now Sunday comes around and the armless man is standing at the top of the belltower looking at the bell. He has no idea how in the world he is going to ring this thing. Time is ticking away as mass is rapidly approaching. Finally time runs out and with no better ideas he sprints at full speed and smashes his face into the bell. The bell rings out with a loud (DONG). the bell however needs to be rung three times for mass. The armless man backs up and repeats the process two more times. This goes on for weeks and the job is taking it's toll. His face is covered in welts bruises lumps and cuts. He is now seeing three bells. Mass is about to begin and the armless man has to ring the bell again. he backs up sprints at the bell but out of the three bells he is seeing he picks the wrong one. He shoots off the edge of the belltower and falls all the way down to the ground (SPLAT). The entire congregation gathers round the body. A woman yells out "father father do you know the man?" The priest replies "I can't remember his name but his face sure does ring a bell."

Part 2 coming soon...