Friday, October 2, 2015
A Planes Engine Has Failed And The Aircraft Going To Crash In The Next Few Minutes
There are 4 people on board, the crew has already abandoned the plane with most of the parachutes. There is only 3 left.
On board is a priest, Stevie wonder, a cop and a young girl.
The cop assumes control of the situation and begins to hand out the parachute to those he views that deserves it.
"You have devoted your life to God and for that you get to live." The cop hands the priest one of the parachutes and the priest jumps out of the plane.
"Your gift of your music to the world has saved you today." The cop hands Stevie wonder the 2nd parachute. The cop then guides Mr wonder to the door of the plane and the singer follows suit and jumps out.
"I have enforced the law and have saved more lives than anyone on board so I deserve to live"
The young girl begins sobbing uncontrollably as she knows she is fucked.
"Don't worry" the cop said, giving a wink to the girl. "I gave Stevie my backpack"
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