A Pregnant Went To The Bank

She was going to have triplets, so she needed to see how her account was doing. Suddenly some guys invade the bank and announce an assault. The woman screams. One of the guys shoots at her belly, 3 times. The police cames to help and arrests the criminals. The woman is taken to the closer hospital. A miracle happens, and the babies survive. Each of them was hit by one bullet, wich the doctors couldn't remove.

13 YEARS LATER

The former babies are now teenagers. Three healthy boys. Mommy is reading a book, when suddenly, one of them comes, holding a bullet, and says:

• Mommy! I was urinating and this just came out!

The woman thought for a moment, and remember the situation she lived yeas ago. She was about to explain her son what happened, when the second twin came:

• Hey, mom! Look at this! I was in the bathroom, and...

The kid shows another bullet, just like the first one. When she were going to tell them why that happened, a scream is heard. The third twin come, crying, and with his hands full of blood.

• Mom... I was masturbating, and I just killed the maid

ps: sorry for bad english