A White Supremacist Finds A Magic Lamp.

And he makes his wishes. Excited, he runs back to the compound. When he finds his white supremacist buddy, he says, "Bill, I've solved all our problems--I found a magic lamp and genie inside granted me three wishes."

"What did you wish for?" Bill asks.

"First, I wished that the blacks would stop stealing our women. Second, I wished that the Mexicans would stop stealing our jobs. Third, I wished that the Asians would stop stealing our education."

Bill exclaims, "You idiot!"

"Wait, why?"

"You could've just wished for a world without Jews and had two wishes left over!"