As A Final Test To Gain Citizenship Into The United States....

A Chinese man and a Mexican man were required to use the the words: Green, Pink and Yellow in a sentence.

The Chinese man went first and said: The Grass is green, there are Pink flowers in the park and the sun is Yellow.

Great! said the agent, than looked to the Mexican man for his use of the words.

With excitement the Mexican man said(with an accent): When the phone goes Green, I Pink it up, and I say Yellow!