Australian In Ireland (as Told By My Australian Boss)

An Australian fellow is traveling through Ireland and his car runs low on gas. He sees a gas station and pulls in the Full Service lane. The attendant walks over and asks the guy what he wanted.

The Australian says, "Fill her up please".

The Irish chap says, "We got no gas".

The Australian says, "Then check my oil".

The Irish chap says, "We got no oil".

The Australian says, "What kind of gas station has no gas and no oil?".

The Irish chap leans in and says, "This is a front for the IRA".

The Australian says, "In that case, blow up my tires".