It Was Timmy's 7th Birthday

and Dad asked him what kind of present did he want. "I want a Barbie doll Daddy" Timmy's father,full of dissapointment, went to the nearest toystore and bought the barbie doll that his son wanted. On Timmy's 8th birthday his dad questions him once more about his brthday present. "I want a baby doll Daddy" Again, full of dissapointment and fear, the father goes to the toystore and buys his sons girlish present. Next year on the same day Dad askes the same question. "Timmy my boy, what would you like for your birthday?" "I want a sword dad" "YES my son is not a faggot" he thinks and runs to the toystore to get his son the sword that he wanted. "Here you go my son take your sword and go play with your friends" "Thanks Dad. HEY GUYS LOOK AT ME, I AM XENA"