Moderators

He's a Moderator

On the Internet

On a big subreddit

He does it for free

He takes his "job" very seriously

he does it because it is the only amount of power & control he will ever have in his pathetic life

he deletes posts he doesn't like because whenever he gets upset he has an asthma attack

he deletes posts he doesn't like because they interfere with the large backlog of little girl chinese cartoons he still has to watch

he will never have a real job

he will never move out of his parent's house

he will never be at a healthy weight

he will never know how to cook anything besides a hot pocket

he will never have a girlfriend

he will never have any friends