Tuesday, October 20, 2015

Never Talk To My Parrot No Matter What Happens

Womaon: My machine just broke down

Repairman: Ok, i can fix it within 2 hours just relax.

Woman: Oh no, i have to work now, actually running late, here is my key when you are done leave my bill on the table and key under the foot-mat, i will post your check as early as tomorrow.

Repairman: Ok

Woman: oh btw, don't worry about my (7 FT) monster looking rottweller (Spikes), spikes is just as gentle as a mouse wont hurt a fly, but please no matter what happens "NEVER TALK TO MY PARROT" NEVER NEVER, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!

Repairman: Ok

Woman "leaves"

Parrot talking to repairman: Yo Motherfxxxer, mama jokes, fat jokes, fool jokes, bad jokes, noisy as fucXXX.

2 hours later( Parrot still talking and cursing)

Repairman now very angry and can't contain himself then replies the parrot.

Repairman: Shut up you ugly bird

Parrot: Get him spikes.

Spikes: monster in action..

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