Tuesday, October 20, 2015
Never Talk To My Parrot No Matter What Happens
Womaon: My machine just broke down
Repairman: Ok, i can fix it within 2 hours just relax.
Woman: Oh no, i have to work now, actually running late, here is my key when you are done leave my bill on the table and key under the foot-mat, i will post your check as early as tomorrow.
Repairman: Ok
Woman: oh btw, don't worry about my (7 FT) monster looking rottweller (Spikes), spikes is just as gentle as a mouse wont hurt a fly, but please no matter what happens "NEVER TALK TO MY PARROT" NEVER NEVER, THIS IS SO IMPORTANT!
Repairman: Ok
Woman "leaves"
Parrot talking to repairman: Yo Motherfxxxer, mama jokes, fat jokes, fool jokes, bad jokes, noisy as fucXXX.
2 hours later( Parrot still talking and cursing)
Repairman now very angry and can't contain himself then replies the parrot.
Repairman: Shut up you ugly bird
Parrot: Get him spikes.
Spikes: monster in action..
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