BABY POWDER

It's after dinner when this guy realizes he's out of cigarettes. He decides to pop down to the corner bar for a pack, telling his wife he'll be right back.

The bartender offers him a draft on the house and he decides he has time for just one. He's nursing it along when a gorgeous blonde comes in the door. He looks the other way because he knows he has no time to fool around. She ends up sitting down next to him and starts talking to him.

One thing leads to another and eventually he ends up back at her apartment and they go at it like crazy. The next thing he knows it's four o'clock in the morning. He looks at his watch, wakes up the blonde and asks her if she has any powder.

"Look in the bathroom cabinet," she says.

He dusts his hands liberally with the powder, drives home at 90 mph, and pulls into the driveway to find his wife waiting up for him with a rolling pin in her hand.

"So where've you been? she screeches.

"Well, you see, honey," he stammers, "I only went out for cigarettes, but Jake offered me a beer and then this beautiful bombshell walked in and we got to talking and drinking and we've been back at her apartment fucking like bunnies..."

"Wait a minute," snaps his wife. "Let me see your hands." Turning on him furiously, she says, "Don't you ever try lying to me again, you rotten skunk - you've been bowling again!"