A Man Walkes Into A Bar, And Sees An Elephant Seated Beside Him

"Want to see a trick," the bartender asks, the man says yes and the bartender hits the elephant with a crowbar. Wincing, the elephant goes underneath the bar and gives the bartender a blow job. "Pretty cool, right," the bartender says, "you want to try it?" " Sure, as long as you don't hit me as hard."